Thread: What does Santa drive?

Space for presents and somewhere to put Rudolf's food are two of the requirements Santa has for a car. But what would he drive?Not what would Santa drive. You see, Santa is as real to me as Sir Steve Cropley. I also reckon after all these years he is planning to give Rudolf and his mates a bit of a rest. If that concept is a bit hard to swallow for you ultra traditionalists, then maybe this is what he drives when he isnt delivering prezzies.
The only rule is, it has to be a secondhand car, or a well used classic, as I reckon Santa is a bit of a Bangernomicist.
According to a younger member of my household Santa only needs two doors and it must, be a convertible, just like his sleigh. Most important of all though it has to be quick. So for that reason we can think along the lines of a Jaguar XKS. Mind you a Carrera 4 would be a tad more grippy at the North Pole.
However, my gut feeling is that Santa has a proper old two door Range Rover. Its a 1972 job so the road tax is free but the tailgate is obviously very, very rusty.
So come on, lets have a bit of fun at this time of the year and put me out of misery. . . so what does Santa drive.
Oh and just in case you wondered, Steve Cropley and Santa have never, ever been seen in the same sleigh together. . .