True life: once you find your soul mate, begin to roam around the other halves and make you doubt...
Cocktail with mint leaves-Mojito cocktail with leaves and hemp-hihito

-I forgot to switch off the iron House!
-And what do you now all burn up?
-No, blt′, all pogladitsâ!

Tell me who you are and I'll tell you who is your friend!
-I'm a millionaire!!!
-I'm your friend!

I ate 2 packets of Yellow Whale, squeezed milk... Question-strawberries wash or already forgot?

-Cute, you have two towels hang in the bathroom marked "m" i"Ž" of ... I vytiralas′ marked "g", because "m" is for men?
-No, "m" is for the muzzle

This morning on the mirror such horrors were shown to ...

-Are you a born?
-How many or what the fuck? )

I have a black belt in cooking-can kill a blinčikom

The drunk women on his mind, drunken men never get


Your entitled to your own opinion does not oblige me to listen to nonsense.


Each very cigarette shortens life on 15 minutes. Every working day shortens the life of the 8:0.


Don't know why, but the inscription on the product "Made in Velikobrutania" causes me some doubts ...

-I'm scared to send resumes to the company, where working hours are from 9 am to 5 pm, and the vacancy published on Sunday in the 3:0 night ...

The announcement at the Zoo:
"Don't drop the dolphins bananas, first, they do not guzzle, and secondly, hungry monkeys jumping and drowning".

In Iowa, all good. And sorry! What could be the rhyme of ...

I would like you to send, but I can see you from there.

Is the guy on the shore of the Lake, see: some guy takes her hand and drinking water from Lake. The man shouts:
-Why would you drink the dirty water, throw all the garbage here, plants waste is drained, the entire village of govnostok here goes!
-What did you say?
-Yes I say: two hands draw!

Cinderella:
-Shoe I came when the wedding?
Prince:
-It was a semifinal. We will measure a bra size 5.

In 1874, the hockey players first began to use the sink to protect the groin area. In 1974, they first began to use the helmet. It has been almost a hundred years before they figured out that the brain is also a vital organ.

Referendum in Belarus.
Question: are you against the Lukashenko again was President?
1) Yes, not against.
2) No, not against.

On the garden ring were 600th Mercedes General of the FSB and a Lexus-470 "General of the Interior Ministry. Guilty is recognized as the "nine" TRAFFIC POLICE officers arrived on the scene.

Weeping birch, weeping Aspen, only hemp-ržala as a beast of ...

Vodka "Fair-haired"! Under each lid-squirrel! collect 5 'd like ... and you lid

12:0 am in the day, in a box of beer cans-24 match.

Parents thinking that I left out a lot about......AND SO IT HAPPENED.....good came out of ...the animal remained

And she said: "in Cinderella Fairy twelve hours the magic release and will start sušnâk

Andrûš, you're the why get mad?
-Because I'm Sasha!

-Classroom you when a drink?!
-And you're cool, when I'll have to ...